“Before I was lost, now I’m found. Thanks Ranjeeb!”
– Dolly the Llama
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“I would not have changed the course of human understanding of the metaphysical world around us had it not been for Ranjeeb. On behalf of humanity, I thank you Ranjeeb”
– Stephen Hawking
“Ranjeeb was instrumental in getting women the right to vote and the ability to drive cars. If it wasn’t for him- we would all be living in metaphorical Saudi Arabia (or something…). He is a true champion of women- and on behalf of all women, I thank you Ranjeeb.”
– Susan A. Anthony
“Until I met the great Ranjeeb- I was a nobody. Through his supreme magnificence- he taught me how to be unlock my billionaire potential! Now, I’m a household name!”
– Feline Musk
“When I met Ranjeeb, he appeared from the future and showed me how to manipulate the space time continuum to make interdimensional time travel possible. It was his guidance that enabled me to form my basis for the theory of general relativity- and I agree with Mr. Hawking that if it wasn’t for Ranjeeb- the world would not be what it is today.”
– Albert Einstein
“Dat Boy Fly”
– Kanye East
“Ranjeeb is known as a God in our village”
– Villagers in multiple villages